Starting today, the world belongs to Lynx

"SmugAardvark" (SmugAardvark) 01/13/2018 at 14:23 • Filed to: Mercury, Lynx, Lincoln, 1980S

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And yet, somehow I forgot this car even existed...

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > SmugAardvark 01/13/2018 at 14:35

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man.... i been wanting a lynx as a pet for ages.... missus wont let me

says it would maul the neighbourhood kids

(aparantly my argument of who cares the little shits are annoying anyways isnt good enough)

Kiltedpadre > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/13/2018 at 14:40

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My first thought was that sounded like one for the pro column.

SmugAardvark > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/13/2018 at 14:45

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I once dated a woman that had a pet Savannah cat (hybrid of a serval and domesticated feline). That thing was mean as hell.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > SmugAardvark 01/13/2018 at 14:52

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i once visited a dude in oklahoma who failed to tell me he had a giant rock iguana as a pet.... literally scared the shit out of me when it moved in the bathtub next to me on the throne (holy what the shitballs is that aaaaaaaargh)

(this had very little to do with anything)

SmugAardvark > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/13/2018 at 14:58

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You should never let an iguana bite you. They can carry the bacteria that causes salmonella in their mouths (and poop, supposedly).

As long as we’re on this tangent, might as well ride it clear into the sunset.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > SmugAardvark 01/13/2018 at 15:04

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oh no worries about letting it bite me mate.... i was 3 states away before i stopped screaming like a little girl and running to pull up me pants...

(well... actually i was in the dudes living room splaining fucking godzilla lives in his bathtub and im lucky to have escaped his toilet with my life.... and he was pissin himself laughing)

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/13/2018 at 15:27

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adding a fitting song for shits n giggles